Posts Tagged ‘marriage joke’

20
May

Joke of the day – Newly weds

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6
May

Joke of the day – Cow and sheep

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A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on the leash and says…

“Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says….

“If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep…..not a cow.”

The guy replies, “…If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

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4
Nov

Joke of the day – Curse

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that
were used to put the curse on you.’
The old man says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’

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5
Oct

To my darling husband

   Posted by: admin    in Tricky stuff

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into
the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t
worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Sylvia Park and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but  I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XX

P.S.
Your girlfriend phoned.

To-my-darling-husband

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18
Feb

Joke of the day – Marriage joke

   Posted by: admin    in Jokes


Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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14
Feb

Joke of the day – WIFE

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Husband asks, ‘Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means ‘Without Information Fighting Everytime’!’

Wife replies,
‘No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!’

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10
Feb

Joke of the day – Marriage joke

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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6
Feb

Joke of the day – Equality

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

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